Thursday, February 14, 2013

Impractical product: Glass Armor

Ever wanted to walk out onto the fields of battle in style?  Well too bad because this product will make your life a living hell.  Introducing "Glass Armor".  Glass armor is a special set of wear that is totally unsafe to put on.  The helmet is made of 100% pure mirror quality glass.   It bearly firs comfortably on your head.  The sholders are made with stain-glass.  the chest piecwe uses abit of both.  When the armor is on you'll look shiny.  However!  Take a blow from a weapon or hit a wall and your organs will start to bleed.

 Act know and you'll get a glass sword.  It is covered with wrappings due to it breaking so much but we think you wont mind.

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